Last month, several Floridians proved that Yelp hath no fury like a lover scorned, flocking to the review page of a Chipotle location in Fort Myers on a mission to call out a worker named Lucy who had allegedly slept with all of their husbands.



“Stay far away, Lucy the GM or whatever position she is in — she likes to sleep with married man AKA her customers,” wrote Jessiika F. from the adjacent city of Cape Coral.


“Lucy is a pig, she slept with my husband too,” added Jake W. from Tampa Bay, encouraging the fast-casual chain to adopt “better customer service that doesn’t involve my bed.” “The guac stinks too,” he concluded.


It seems Lucy’s alleged man-stealing ways know not even state boundaries, with one Illinoisian claiming the Chipotle employee had gotten with her significant other as well. “Don’t send your husbands here to ‘pick up chipotle,’” warned Evan K. from the Land of Lincoln. “Next thing you know, Lucy is going to seduce them into sleeping with her like she has with multiple married men! You have GUAC to be kidding me!”


It remains unclear who Lucy actually is, the details behind her purported infidelities, and most pertinently of all, whether this entire ordeal is a highly orchestrated prank or a bizarre guerrilla-marketing campaign from Chipotle’s guac-upcharging overlords. But even without answers to these questions, the Lucy drama headed to Twitter, captivating fans of Chipotle — and messy breakups.


“Apparently there’s some controversy at my local chipotle,” @fiveeightshorty captioned screengrabs of the three angry spouses’ bitter reviews as well as another subsequent Yelp post asking for Lucy’s digits.



“Not Lucy giving out that Guac Guac 9000, lordt Jesus,” joked @TheAuracl3.


“Oh what an awful chipotle. I mean there’s so many of them, though. Which one? Which one does Lucy work at?” teased @ReinH.


But hey, it’s not all on Lucy. To quote @EveryTaye, “Worry about why y’all husbands giving it up for an extra vinaigrette and stay tf out Lucy business.”


She’ll make your tacos — and steal your man.